Current Events

I have been to the Middle East, or "Southwest Asia", on a couple of occasions. The first time was to Saudi Arabia (and Bahrain) during Operation Desert Storm. While I was there, we were the proud target of numerous scud attacks. In fact, it was at our Base in Dhahran that had the largest casualty event of that war, from a scud attack.

For a time, we lived under the constant threat of a scud landing in our midst. Even though we were protected by the Patriot Missile System, we knew that missiles could, and did, get through. It was our almost desperate hope that the Army would hurry up and find and eliminate the launchers that were plaguing us.

My second trip was to Israel, when I was in School and got to talk to some soldiers and people who were in Israel during that war. They too were protected by Patriot Missile Systems as they too were subject to scud attacks. However, they showed great restraint in not sending their army after those that were launching missiles at their country in hopes of drawing the entire region into a war. I know the terrible feeling of being a soldier and living under the constant threat of death by rockets.

Now, imagine what it is like if you are under that same threat, only in your home. Not as a soldier, but just as you going about your daily life, and, oh yes, the neighbors might bomb you at any time, either with rockets, missiles or suicide bombers.

Now Israel has been attacked again by rockets and missiles from Hamas in the Gaza Strip. I think Israel has shown incredible restraint by even allowing an enemy that has sworn to eliminate them to obtain and retain power in the Gaza Strip. But, they have decided that they don't want their people blown up, so they are working to stop it...and are being severely criticized for it.

Pray for the Peace of Jerusalem...and pray that we never fall into their shoes in our country.

Leadership Secrets Learned the Hard way

Here is a great article on Leadership I came across. If you are involved in leading anyone; at church, work, family, etc., this has some great insights. It is by Joe McKeever. Joe McKeever is a preacher, cartoonist, and the Director of Missions for the Baptist Association of Greater New Orleans. Visit him at JoeMckeever.com.

1. Delegate.
Just because you do a job better than someone else does not mean you should do it.
2. Follow-Up.
People do not do what you expect; they do what you inspect.
3. Earn the Right to Lead.
Still your impatience and earn the right to the congregation's trust before making difficult decisions.
4. Appreciate Your Support Team.
A pastor depends on his wife and family, other ministers and countless others in his service for God.
5. Know When to Give In.
In some conflicts, maintaining harmony and unity is more important than being right.

6. Learn from Your Failures and Go Forward.If you want to succeed, you must prepare to fail."
7. Discipline Yourself.A great purpose drives self-discipline; you can tell yourself �no,� and you can bring yourself to do the hard thing.

8. Remember Names and Use Them.
There is just no substitute for a pastor learning the names of the members, even if there�s a lot of them. The payoff is well worth the effort.
9. Sometimes Leaders Must Follow; Do it Well.
It takes great strength and maturity to recognize when another has the gifts and training to lead in a situation where you do not, and to turn it over to him.
10. Your Brother is Your Partner, not a Competitor.
There is no competition between lighthouses, and there shouldn't be between God�s family members.
11. Be Tactful.
The time for bluntness does not come around as often as people think; far more often, situations call for kindness.
12. Know Yourself Inside and Out.
Unless we also know our weaknesses and protect ourselves in those areas, we will be defeated at the very moment we are doing what we do well�and will be completely surprised in the process.

13. Keep Your Idealism, but Lose the Perfectionism.
Since the God of perfection does not expect perfection from us, we would do well to cut ourselves and our friends a little slack.

14. Keep Your People Informed.
If you expect your constituents to respond when you lead out, don't wait to the last minute to bring them on board.

15. If You are the Leader, Then Lead.
The Bible says the pastor takes orders for the congregation �for Jesus� sake� (2 Cor. 4:15) Be sure of the will of God, then do it.

16. Clean Up Your Act.
Learn to speak correct English, and drop expressions that offend the hearer, detract from the point, or debase the speaker.

17. Give Yourself Time to Think.
Anyone who would accomplish anything in the service of God and man needs to carve out for himself a circumference of silence every day and protect it jealously.

18. Know When to be Soft and When to be Firm.
Sometimes encouragement takes a pat on the back; at other times it takes a kick in the seat.

19. Provide for Feedback.
A pastor will either make a way for his members and staff to bring comments and suggestions and findings to his attention, or the entire program will suffer.

20. Watch the Money!
Refrain from handling money in your church and avoid a personal lifestyle that appears to be above your means. Set an example for your congregation; don�t follow theirs.

21. Tell the Truth.
Accurately present your church�s statistics (baptisms, attendance, giving totals, etc.) at all times. Nothing undermines the loyalty of your team members so much as them watching you present exaggerated results of your ministry.

22. Be Transparent.
There is no place in the Kingdom of God, or in any of the methodologies that the Holy Spirit employs, for manipulation, subterfuge, camouflage, or anything less than open-handed honesty.

23. Set the Mood.
See your congregation and your staff as God sees them, as they are in Him, what they shall become, and what the Holy Spirit is going to empower them to do.

24. Finish Strong.
No one gets credit on the scoreboard for having started well; it's how you finish that tells the story.

25. Watch Your Reputation.
What the public thinks of you will often determine whether they trust you; even God values His reputation.

26. Guard Your Integrity; No One Else Will.
The ability to say 'no' is one of the minister's greatest strengths; he must never do anything to hamper his power to utter that single syllable.

27. Keep Restocking the Shelves.
Guard your time for continuing education, and then do it�and do not feel guilty about it.

28. Keep Renewing Your Commitment to Lead.
God has made you a leader, and what people decide or don't decide about your leadership has little to do with anything.

29. Love the Church, or Go Into Some Other Line of Work.
The great majority of Christians never comprehend how much they are meant to love the Lord's church.

30. Be Kind to Your Predecessor; Someday You�ll be One.
Beware of underestimating and thereby insulting the hard work of the one who preceded you. Refrain from demeaning the work of others in the family of God.

31. Develop a Spine.
There is a time to listen to the input of others, but eventually the time comes to stand up and make a decision.

32. Welcome Change�You Might as Well.
Although God Himself never changes, God is all about change�to the deepest level all over His ever-changing universe. Embrace it and be used by Him in it.

33. Expect Hardship.
Just because "the Lord is in it" or it's the will of God does not guarantee success. We do not follow Jesus because the way is easy; we follow Him because it's the only way.

34. Be Careful About Preaching Your Convictions.
God did not send us to preach our convictions, but the Word of Christ. Never make the mistake of giving our convictions an equal place with God�s Word.

35. Humor is Good; Don�t Overdo It.
Knowing when to tell a funny story and when to squelch it is a sign of maturity.

36. Speak Well, but Don�t Overtalk.
We who have the greatest message ever should take pains to make certain we get a good hearing when we begin to share it. Endeavor to speak fewer (and better) words.

37. Get Humble and Stay That Way.
There are so many reasons to be humble and so many temptations not to. Get your eyes off yourself and on to Jesus.

38. Recognition is Good; Just Don�t Need It.
Appreciation is good, and we ought to give it freely and honestly. Just don't let it fool you into thinking you're something you're not, and don�t require it in order to do your best work.

39. Keep Good Records, Even a Journal.
There is no way to overstate the importance of keeping good records; such records have been known to settle disputes and save a lot of grief or even money.

40. Pray, Pray, Pray. (I apologize for making it #40.)
The leader�s biggest danger is that he will try to lead people in directions the Lord is not leading them. Prayer is the best thing you can do; therefore, it ought to be the first.

41. Slough Off the Petty Stuff.
Don't go manufacturing any troubles for yourself where none exist.

42. Take Your Lumps.
Your congregation, your staff, your people are not your Lord. Whether they thrill at your words or balk at the sound of your voice, be faithful to what the Lord calls you to do.

43. Train Your People to Become Leaders.
Use God�s example: do not force obedience or loyalty, but share power and allow decisions, differences, mistakes and reconciliation.

44. Train Your People to be Faithful Followers.
Teach your people to complement the leader�s strengths with their own, speak up if they see him about to make a mistake, and give him room to be human.

45. Make Full Use of Your Greatest Resources.
The Holy Spirit. The Holy Bible. We have both a Guide and Light, one to accompany us and the other to illumine the way. We need never be lost or confused again.

46. Keep Your Focus on the Main Thing.
Find out who you are and offer it to the community in Christ�s name. Don�t risk going out of business because you forgot what you�re in business for.

47. Restrain Your Ego, or You�re in Trouble.
Nothing heads you on the road to disaster like shutting down negative voices and giving full vent to your ego.

48. Your Attitude is Contagious; Keep it Positive.
Faith is contagious. Unfortunately, so is fear.

49. Say �No� a Lot.
Discipline yourself from any activity or project that interferes with Christ�s goal for your life.

50. Don�t Think of Yourself as a Leader�Think �People-Helper.�
Say �we� a lot, not �I�, �me�, and �mine�. Ask, 'How's it going?' a lot, and listen to the answers. Pray with your people, even at odd times.

51. Deal with Rebellion Quickly.
Your job is not to make the congregation happy; your task is to make it healthy and to make the Lord happy. If you are not going to protect the flock, you are no shepherd.

52. Never Hesitate to Challenge People to Greatness
Like Christ, let us never hesitate to call people out of death to life, out of complacency to commitment, from the partial to the complete, and from the comfortable to the sacrificial.

53. Someone Has to Ride Drag
Select faithful, mature people to share the burdens of church leadership.

54. Avoid the Disconnect Trap
The preacher who fails to see the connection between his Sunday ministry and the life he leads during the week will bring great shame, embarrassment and disappointment to God and those nearest him.

55. Vision: Don�t Leave Home Without It
One can have a vision but no leadership, but real leadership requires a vision.

56. Moral Courage, True Leadership
Moral courage does not act rashly but considers the cost, speaking truth to power and refusing to stand idly by while others engage in wrong or hurtful acts

57. Leadership Has Secrets?
Courage is not the absence of fear�it's inspiring others to move beyond it. Nothing is black or white. Quitting is leading too.

In the Doghouse

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The Hand of God Defeats the Hand of the Valkyrie

In Norse mythology, the Valkyrie is the angelic being that transports warriors to Valhalla.

On Christmas day, I went with my brother-in-law to see the new film starring Tom Cruise, Valkyrie. The movie is about a plot, the central figure being Col. Alfred Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg, to assassinate Hitler and put in place a new government in hopes of negotiating a peace during the Second World War.

The plot, as history tells us, failed. I didn't realize, until seeing the film, how close the plot came to succeeding and some of the intricacies that were put in place in order to bring about a succession of government.

According to information provided at the end of the movie, at least 15 attempts were made on Hitler's life by Germans, many of them German military members and loyal supported of Germany.

After the attempt detailed by Valkyrie, Hitler is on the radio assuring the people that Providence, the hand of God, saved him from an attempt on his life.

Knowing the details of Hitler's meteoric rise to power, his survival of several attempts on his life and the attempt shown in this movie, it does seem that God's hand was indeed watching over Adolph Hitler.

To me, this seems kind of bothersome.

God watching over evil men to keep them in power.

Allowing the atrocities of the holocaust to continue and the death and torture of millions of innocents because of the madness of the German leaders philosophy.

I have come to realize that God still does not consult me on his making of plans and doesn't always make clear to me his reasoning or the the results of what he does, allows for and doesn't do.

Holiday Preparations!!

Just for fun, here is a pic of our four wheel drive training yesterday.

Merry Christmas!!!

Merry Christmas to all my loyal fans, casual readers and one follower. I hope your day is blessed with all the blessings that are available to you during this holiday season.

Also, as an aside, check out the website for the Young Authors and Artists Club (Yaac). It is the club Emily started for her friends. they meet weekly (not during the holiday season) at the library to discuss art, literature, and other things of interest to early and preteen girls. She just started the website, so it is not long on content yet, but still good fun.

Check it out here.

Here is a favorite Christmas song of ours. I was going to put a video of the actual singing group singing the song, but their video ruined the song. So, here is the song with some assorted images:

Do It Yourself Christmas

It is beginning to stink a lot like Christmas out there.

Every year around this time, the major roads become gridlocked because everyone is out and about doing all sorts of crazy shopping and packaging and the like. Even with the horrors of our economic situation, this year is no different.

I got in on the mad rush yesterday and today. We were purchasing and preparing some gifts for family and friends. Even though the things we bought were minor and very inexpensive compared to what everyone else seems to be doing (even Advent Conspiracy adherents that we know of are not substituting all their consumption, it would seem), it still feels like a mad rush.

So, in order to make my Christmas more blessed, I am going to write a list of things I am thankful for and blessed by. I will post it on here in a couple of days. In the meantime, think of writing your own list and sharing it with family, friends or even complete strangers.

OK, I will start the list on here with this one:

I was able to have some time off work yesterday and today so I could help Diane get ready for the holiday.

The Cold War is Heating Up!

In various spots around Tucson, you can find the now defunct and mostly destroyed Titan II Missile Silos. One of them, in Avra Valley, appears to have not been filled in with concrete, as many of them were. I went to check it out yesterday and someone had broken the hatch to get in. We contacted the Air force, who maintains them still and talked to the Desk Sergeant, who had no idea what to do.

I also went down inside to make sure no-one was dead inside. The picture of me entering and the tube with the ladder is, I think, the escape hatch on the left side of the artists rendition. The picture of the tube with the rubble is the entryway to the control room.


The air was very musty and it made me gasp, so I am pretty sure the oxygen level is not quite what it ought to be. If you want to check one out, you can go to the fully intact silo at the Titan Missile Museum. We went there with my Mom and Dad this spring when they visited us.


These silos are an interesting part of our history, as each of these missiles could take out almost an entire state.

Does this ever happen to any of you?

My buddy at work, the one who was recently featured on my blog in the news broadcast about the shooting, was sick last night. He came into work anyway. Not because he is some kind of a martyr, but because he was concerned that he might get looked upon dubiously if he called in sick.

At our job, they give us 12 sick days a year, which is about 100 hours of sick time per yer. And, you can allow it to accumulate or even trade some of it for vacation time, which is what I usually do. But, even though they give us all that time to be sick, the powers that be look askance at you if you actually use it. For instance, if you call in sick in conjunction with your weekend, which is what calling in last night would have been for my buddy, you are reported to personnel. I don't know what it means to be reported to personnel, but it can't be good. If you seem to be taking to much sick time, they transfer you somewhere else. I don't know why they give you so much sick time if they can't stand for you to actually use it.

Last year, in the Summer of 2007, I got pink eye in both eyes. I probably got it at the jail or from the kid's thing at Church. The two places on earth that have the filthiest people are daycare settings and correctional institutions. So, along with the pink eye, that made me take over a week off work, I got a fever.

According to Diane, when I get a fever I also get delirious. I think that is a bit of an exaggeration. I do remember thrashing around and repeating the same phrases over and over, but I hardly think that qualifies as delirious. I was curious if that sort of thing happens to anyone else.

Lately, I have been exercising a little more regularly. It seems to cut back on the amount of time I am sick. I don't know if it does this because it burns away viruses like a fever or if it speeds up my metabolism and rids my body of bad stuff quicker or if it just stimulates my white blood cells. Whatever the case, I have been ill much less the last year or two that the few years before that.

Once again, here is evidence that exercise will improve your quality of life overall. I just got back from a jog, which gave me direct evidence that exercise greatly decreases your quality of life while you are actually exercising.

The End IS NeAr

Here are the Seven Signs that Pastor Steve shared from Matt. 24 where Jesus was talking about how to know if the End Was NeAr. I know some of those that read this aren't Bible Believing/Church Attending/Hymn Singing/Jesus Freaks. But, everybody wants to know about when the end is coming. That is why Nostradamus and Fortune Tellers are so popular. And besides, this is from the man himself, Jesus.

As you read them, decide for yourself if they have been fulfilled or not:

1) Many people claim to be the Messiah
2) Wars, Rumors of War, Earthquakes and famines profligate. By the way, there is supposed to be about 50 earthquakes every day on the earth. I just got a NOVA special on earthquakes from Blockbuster. Maybe I will watch it tonight.
3) Massive persecution. Voice of the Martyrs says that more Christians have been martyred in the 20th Century that the previous 1900 years combined.
4) Betrayal/Denial of God and one another.
5) Many false Prophets
6) An increase in wickedness
7) The "gospel" preached to all the nations. Nations, in biblical terms, are people groups, not just locations. So, the "gospel" preached to all nations could very much be about every tribe and "nation", or people group, hearing the good news.
8) A rebuilt temple. To see how this is progressing, check out the Temple Institute's site and the site of The Temple Mount Faithful.
9) The Antichrist shows up. Well, we all know who he is, don't we?
Hahahaha...I was just kidding there, but here is a site to find out about him: Fullfilled Prophecy. Be sure to read their sections on whether or not Obama is the AntiChrist (they say he isn't) and the sections about whether or not they are right (which, they say, is most likely).

Check back in and I will tell you why I think the intense passionate study of end times things is a waste of time for most of us.....and why Pastor Steve, after two sermons on whether or not the end is near, might agree.

Bad Info

I thought Hanukkah started this weekend, and told some friends the same. It really doesn't start until next weekend. Sorry kids.

Here, you can watch this in the meantime:

Minor Donors

"Would you like to round up to the next dollar and donate to a local coven of witches that are rescuing unwanted kittens and using them for sacrifices on the winter solstice?", Asked the clerk at the pet store.

"No thanks."

I was already spending money I didn't want to so I could buy a couple of silly cat toys and snacks for a project the girl's 4H club was doing; giving silly cat toys and snacks to a cat rescue group in the community.

It seems that this is the season to make me feel more and more like the Grinch. Most every store wants me to throw down a buck or two in order to help out one cause or the other. The Postman, well, our Postman is a woman, regularly brings pleas to help feed the homeless. The radio lets me know how I can help local families get bicycles Now I want to get bicycles for my family this year too. Every School in town wants me to throw dollars their way, promising I will get tax credits. My kids are begging me to go Mad Max at the stores on Black Thursday so I can get them all brand new computers (well, not really, but it seemed to fit the zeitgeist of this post).

Even at work, they want me to adopt families to buy gifts for for Christmas. I chose my family, and I didn't even have to pick anything off of their tree thing. I am trying to figure out how to get my family on the tree too.

Not to brag, but I really am a generous person. I wish I had the means to be more so. I do give. I give a percentage of my income(extra points to anyone who guesses just what that percentage is) to our Church, we give regularly to sponsor a World Vision child, and we try to help out with other stuff and with other people as we can.

My kids try their best to be generous too. Ethan (6) told me today, after he gave some change to the Salvation Army bell ringer, that he tries to always give them some change when he has some and he sees them. One time, he told me, his mom had to give him money so he could give. The Salvation Army is a great organization. I would strongly encourage everyone to give to them. But I have to wonder, does my son's 4 ¢ really help them out all that much?

I had a friend in Sacramento who's job was to work with major donors for World Vision. All he does is cultivate some major donors in the area and ask them for help with some of the large projects that they have. World Vision does some amazing work worldwide and I think it is really cool that their are people with money that help make that happen. I would encourage you all to make as much money as you possibly can because, historically, without wealthy people, philanthropy just doesn't seem to happen.

I still have to wonder how much of an impact all the little bits and pieces have on the world during the holiday season. They say that every penny counts. Every little bit helps, I guess.

*Oh, I included the picture I did, because with these sorts of pleas, you always see little children from some other Country that need some sort of help. This picture includes bicycles. How could you not help out?

A Quick Anecdote About One of My Favorite Lead Pastors

Dave Gibbons of NewSong Church.

Dave Gibbons shared this story at the National Pastor's Convention in 2000:

He attended Bible College at Bob Jones University, which is considered extremely conservative. I don't label it as conservative, more like fundamental. But, I am not sure that is fair to the word fundamental. What I am really trying to say is that I am not a fan of the place, or many of it's policies.

Dave was the son of a Caucasian U. S. serviceman and a Korean lady and grew up in the U.S. When he arrived at the school, they called him into the office and let him know that bi-racial dating was prohibited. Since he was biracial, they didn't prohibit him from dating, but he had to decide then and there if he wanted to date the white girls or the Asian girls. Well, he said he took a look around and realized there were way more white girls there, so he said he would only date the white girls.

I am not sure of the point of this story, or me sharing it with you, but I was just thinking about him today and remembered this nonsensical story.

Preterism at Skate Country

While Roller Skating with Diane and the kids today (and a crew from Emily's Club and their Mom's), I realized that I haven't yet shared what Pastor Steve said about whether or not it is the end of the world.

First, a couple of definitions and my preface:
"Preterist" - Someone who believes the biblical prophecies concerning the end times have already been fulfilled.

"Partial Preterist" - Believes some of the biblical prophecies concerning the end times have been fulfilled.

Many Evangelical Scholars believe that many of the biblical prophecies have a dual meaning. In other words, they have a direct and contemporary implication for the time they were written, as well as a future implication.

Now, a bit about what Steve said.

He mentioned several major prophecies that many biblical scholars say must be fulfilled before the end of times. He said that many say that most of them have been fulfilled, but many say they have not been. He also mentioned that he has no idea if it is almost the end of times or not.

I am going to say that it is nowhere near the end of times. Why not. If I am wrong, it won't really matter. However, I am going against hundreds of years of tradition in many evangelical circles that say the end of the world will definitely be within the next fifty years or so. So maybe that will cause problems.

I just hope SevenStarHand doesn't comment on this blog like he did on this one.

I also just realized that the only other men at the skate rink were a man with a pony tale and an old guy and a guy with a helmet. I was the only adult male in our group. I wonder what that means? Probably just that I was able to get off work early. Or maybe it really is the end.

Oh, and here is a link to Gary Demar. He is one of my favorite Eschatologists, but is considered by many to be a partial preterist. I don't know his material well enough to know if I agree with it all, but he has some interesting stuff.

I am truly gifted

Here is some fun(or frustration).

Emily found this IQ test online and took it. She scored 100 pt.s, which, according to them, means she is average. However, that is average for adults, not a 13 year old. So, she confessed that she had no idea what they were asking in at least half of the questions and has never taken any test of this nature. I think an average adult should score better than someone who has never taken this sort of test and doesn't have any idea what the questions are about.

I scored 132. Here is a chart to show what your score means:

Intelligence Interval	Cognitive Designation
40 - 54	Severely challenged (Less than 1% of test takers)
55 - 69	Challenged (2.3% of test takers)
70 - 84	Below average
85 - 114	Average (68% of test takers)
115 - 129	Above average
130 - 144	Gifted (2.3% of test takers)
145 - 159	Genius (Less than 1% of test takers)
160 - 175	Extraordinary genius

As you can see, I am gifted. You can also spend $9.95 and get a complete intelligence analysis to show you where you are smart and where you are not. I believe it is generally those who score 49 or lower that pay for this.

By the way, I don't think it is necessarily an accurate representation of a person's intelligence, or I would have scored much higher. So go ahead, give it a try.

Where there is a will there is a way.

I don't know where this is, but......

Top Ten Reasons Church Planting Sucks

Here is a post I got from Jake's Facebook, after he posted it on his blog after he got it from lofitribe who got it from Pastor Dan from Edmonton.

It describes why church Planting can be tough and why it is hard to give up too.

Here it is:

1. It’s harder than you think - but not in that ways you expect. I expected it to be a lot of work and I expected there to be discouraging times and I expected there would be times I would want to quit, but I didn’t expect that I would spend most of my time doing stuff that I don’t love and doesn’t excite me …

2. It’s more fun than you think it’s going to be. Strap on your helmet, but it is fun. You’re building something from scratch and fighting and winning and failing …

3. There are people who don’t want you to succeed … Identify these people and ignore them …

4. There are people who desperately want to you to succeed … Identify these people and seek them out …

5. It is not easy to figure out who are #3 people and who are #4 people.

6. Weather will kick your ass … There’s not much you can do but be ready for it …

7. You will also schedule something no one will show up for …

8. This is not the church you built in your head … Trying to be the church in your head will kill your joy for the church you have, so kill the church in your head …

9. Don’t take anything personally. People will come to your church and go, and friends will choose to be a part or not … If your confidence and self image depend on the “success” of your church, you are screwed as a pastor and will be a terrible person to live with …

10. Settle the failure question before you start …

Note: Why Church Planting Sucks is an encouraging list because it really does let other planters know they aren’t the only ones experiencing such things! It’s good to know that other planters are experiencing the very same things! Let’s pray for one another, and keep working for Christ’s glory and fame.

Private Eyes*

Since I am currently spending a the week in Detective Training, I thought I would share what my favorite Detective shows are that are currently on television.

Life
In this show, the hero has recently been released from prison for a murder he was wrongfully accused of. He has also been rewarded a large settlement from the City of Los Angeles and reinstated to a position as Detective. You can catch it on NBC.

Monk
Billed as "The Obsessive Compulsive Detective", Monk is a former police officer with very bad OCD that also happens to be an exceptional Detective and makes his living doing consulting for the San Francisco PD.

Psych
Psych highlights a guy that was trained from childhood to be an investigator from his retired cop father. Now, he runs a private investigations firm pretending to be psychic, but really using his investigative skills to solve crime. It's much funnier than I make it sound, and, along with Monk, can be found on the USA network.


*Private Eyes is the name of a Time Conway/Don Knotts movie about a couple of bumbling detectives trying to solve a murder in a hauntingly scary British manor. They were actually supposed to be from Scotland Yard, I think, so they were technically not "Private Eyes".

I bet we've been together for a million years, or, a little information from a guy with a girls name.

I got the holiday off and then had to work Friday before having the whole weekend off this week. It is a nice change to have weekends off from time to time.

So, we took advantage of the time by joining some friends for games. We went to the park Saturday afternoon with Agent Pipes and his family, the Dusek family and the Hart family to play kickball. How long has it been since any of you have got to play that one. And, between our four families, we had 23 people. Enough for a good game.

Then it was over to our house where we had pizza and played Hoopla while the kids watched National Treasure II.

It was all great fun. It also reminded us of our tradition of game nights in Sacramento. We used to gather with some people from the Church almost weekly, for a while there, to play some games and enjoy one another's company.

One night, we were all trying to remember the theme songs to television shows we had watched as kids, either first run, or in re-runs. I had Growing Pains down pat, because I used to like that Tracey Gold girl. When we got to Family Ties, we were stumped. Even our beloved Brea(not to be confused with Breehy-hinny-brinny-hoohy-hah), the maven of cultural icons of the time, didn't know.

Since we didn't have internet at whoevers house we were at*, we did the only other thing we knew to do. We called information. Yep, the old 411 came through for us, as we got in contact with a guy named Ashley. I don't know if he had to look it up on line, or if he just knew, but he was able to fill us in with the words for the theme song. Brea filled in the tune and soon we were all singing it.

I was surprised that I didn't know it, because this was one of my favorite shows at the time. Well, come to find out, the information room supervisor's don't really like it when you call back and ask for specific operator's, like "the male Ashley", as we did from time after that. I hope we didn't jeopardize his job in any way.

Our Pastor told us this week that the purpose of life was to walk with God and joy your life (Apparently the End times topic is not until next week), so that is what we did this weekend and in the past. I recommend a game night for everyone.

* I am not sure why we didn't have, or didn't check, the internet. I am sure it was available. Maybe the computer just wasn't turned on at the time, or something like that. Anyways, here is the theme song in question: