Friday, August 22, 2008

Things I learned at work this week

1. If you want the police to leave you alone, shooting at guys in my squad is not an effective way of ensuring this outcome. In fact, it seems to have the opposite effect.

2. It is fun to help teach the new recruits how to fight and apprehend people until they realize that, yes, they really are supposed to hit you...in the head....as hard as they possibly can.

3. Even though it takes a long time to get them ready before and clean them afterwards, riding quads really is a good way to spend your work day.

4. Backing the trailers that quads ride in is probably harder than riding the quads. At least I didn't hit anything.

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